Everyone needs a faithful defender that will protect and serve

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Dead Run: Faithful Defenders #1 by Jeanne Adams is on-the-edge-of-your-seat, super hot, and intense suspense goodness! A mouthful of absolutely fabulous wonder – like biting into a fried snickers. Lots of layers, and a few that are a bit sinful.

Dana Markham and her son Xavier are in the witness protection program due to Xavy’s unfortunate louse of a father. Unfortunately, Xavy’s father is a notorious and very wanted criminal. For years, mother and son have kept a low profile, on the run, and finally in the witness protection program.

When Dana’s ex decides to fulfill a long-standing threat and take her out, she’s ready. The FBI must now race against the clock to keep her safe. That’s their job. But when things don’t go according to protocol everything changes. It’s too difficult to figure out who she can trust and when an injured man reveals his identity to her, she can’t quite figure out the truth. Who is this man? How does he know what to say? Why is he here? Caine Bradley works for the FBI but due to his unique arrival at Dana’s house, she’s not sure exactly what to believe. How long can Caine go before everyone figures out which side he’s really on? I love a great romantic suspense that’s full of secrets, arguments, trust, and lust in the form of an FBI agent.  This man is overflowing in the yowzah category and the story is packed with heat!

Discover who’s faithful and will defend to the end no matter what the cost. Discover what happens when lines are crossed and boundaries are tested. I love how detailed this book is, the characters have dimension and the plot has depth. Jeanne knows how to set the scene, create loveable characters – including the four-legged Faithful Defender, Shadow – that you just want to squeeze because you love them, as well as ones you just want to squash like a bug.

A quick note – I purchased this e-book on Amazon for $2.99 – it’s a fabulous price. I’d gladly buy it again as a gift. I can’t wait for the second book – I’m dying to know who’s story will be next.

Author Info:

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Although Jeanne Adams likes calling North Carolina home, she lives in DC, where The Tentacle Affaire is set, and often jogs on the C&O towpath with her dogs. Her favorite holiday is Halloween. She starts planning the annual yard decor on November 1. Alas, in this case however, the “Adams Family” – one husband, two sons and three dogs – is all bark and no bite.

On another spooky note, Jeanne used to work in the funeral and cemetery business, and knows a thing or two about getting rid of the body….bwhahahah! (She even teaches classes about it to other writers!)

Jeanne has written suspense novels for Kensington/Zebra Publishing since 2007. THE TENTACLE AFFAIRE, her first urban fantasy/romance, was released in Nov, 2014, along with two new Romantic Suspense Novellas, DEADLY DELIVERY and BEHIND ENEMY LINES. A short story, featured in TINY TREATS #2, St. Patrick’s Day, heralds a new series which will start next year.

She loves hearing from readers, so find her at www.JeanneAdams.com or on twitter @JeanneAdams or on Facebook at www.Facebook.com/JeanneAdamsAuthor

50 Ways to Kill Your Larry – have you downloaded your e-book yet?

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Thank you again to the charming Ladies of Red Door Reads for taking over my blog yesterday and hanging out, it was so much fun.  Just in case you missed out on all the fun, here is a quick link: https://booksilovealatte.wordpress.com/2015/04/15/its-a-takeover-from-the-ladies-of-red-door-reads-fifty-ways-to-kill-your-larry-is-finally-here-happy-book-birthday-day-red-door-reads/

As I finish out my three day extravaganza from the Ladies of Red Door Reads today, I’m featuring the remaining Historical stories from Claudia Dain, Susan Gee Heino, Deb Marlow and the Paranormal story from Lori Handeland. Hopefully by now you are ready to download more from these ladies!

Don’t miss out on this collection, I’m not sure how long it will last. Order your e-book copy now at Amazon, iBooks, B&N and Kobo! Great stories and fabulous authors make it a steal at $0.99! Here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Ways-Kill-Your-Larry-ebook/dp/B00W2UHG8U/

With so much mystery surrounding Larry, and the wonderful way these ladies revealed their “Larry’s” to us, I had to make sure you had time to savor the goodness from this must read gem!

Now, lets discover what happens to the rest of these Larry’s…

*****

On The Edge of A Blade by Claudia Dain is a tender story filled with a promises, an oak tree, a knife and a young woman who feels she’s destined to live a life filled with misery. What will happen to dreadful Larry? A fabulous story from a great author 🙂

Author Info:

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Claudia Dain is a two-time Rita finalist and USA Today bestselling author of historical romance. She lives in NC with her adoring husband and two very hairy, very devoted German Shepherds. Claudia is living the dream.

*****

The Delicate Plot to Burry Lord Larry by Susan Gee Heino is a wild tale of a marriage proposal and a crazy plan. Will Larry’s plan work? Check out what this Larry thinks he must do! Another must read story from a great author.

Author Info:

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Award-winning, bestselling author Susan Gee Heino writes lighthearted Regency Romances full of quirky heroines, wicked banter, and dashing cravat-wearing heroes. Adventures ensue, hilarity happens, but the hero always ends up with his lady. And vice versa. She will be releasing her first contemporary-set romance in May, 2015. Ms. Heino is an author, workshop presenter, and preacher’s wife who lives in rural Ohio with her non-cravat-inclined husband, two very remarkable children, and an accidental collection of critters. She loves to hear from readers so please visit her at www.SusanGH.com or connect on social media.

*****

Beyond a Reasonable Duke by Deb Marlowe involves a plan, a disguise and justice. Will Larry’s secret be revealed? Another must read story from a great author that will keep you guessing until the very last page.

Author Info:

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USA Today Bestseller Deb Marlowe adores History, England and Men in Boots. Clearly she was destined to write Regency Historical Romance.

A Golden Heart Award winner and Rita nominee, Deb grew up in Pennsylvania with her nose in a book. Luckily, she’d read enough romances to recognize the true modern hero she met at a college Halloween party–even though he wore a tuxedo t-shirt instead of breeches and boots. They married, settled in North Carolina and produced two handsome, intelligent and genuinely amusing boys. Though she spends much of her time with her nose in her laptop, for the sake of her family she does occasionally abandon her inner world for the domestic adventure of laundry, dinner and carpool. Despite her sacrifice, not one of the men in her family is yet willing to don breeches or tall boots. She’s working on it.

*****

Blame It On the Moon by Lori Handeland is a great way to end this wonderful collection. A secret mission, werewolves and Nazi Germany. What will happen to Larry now? A great paranormal story by great author.

Author Info:

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Lori Handeland is a two time RITA Award winner and the New York Times Bestselling author of the paranormal romance series, The Nightcreature Novels, as well as the urban fantasy series, The Phoenix Chronicles and the historical fantasy series, Shakespeare Undead.  She also writes western historical romance under the name Lori Austin. Lori lives in Wisconsin with her husband, enjoying occasional visits from her grown sons.

Check out her websites at www.lorihandeland.com or loriaustin.net

*****

I received an ARC from the Ladies at Red Door Reads for a fair and honest review. This collection is fabulous and am thrilled that I had the chance to review it before it’s release! At this amazing price I would happily purchase it for myself and as gifts – it’s a great collection to discover more fabulous authors!

It’s a takeover from the Ladies of Red Door Reads! 50 Ways to Kill Your Larry is finally here – Happy Book Birthday Day Red Door Reads!

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I’m so excited to have my first takeover today from the Ladies at Red Door Reads. When I was chatting with Caren Crane about the concept for this fabulous collection she said there was a story and sent it my way. Below is the story directly from the Ladies at Red Door Reads. I hope you’ll love the concept and the e-book 50 Ways to Kill Your Larry as much as I did.

Thanks again ladies for hanging out today and I look forward to your next collection soon! Be sure to come back tomorrow when I end my Three Day Larry Extravaganza and review the Historical and Paranormal stories in this fabulous e-book!

Now about that Larry …  🙂

*****

50 Ways to Kill Your Larry. The authors at Red Door Reads know it’s a strange title for an anthology. The story as to how we, the Red Door Reads authors, came up with it is a story in and of itself. So settle in, kids, and learn why Larry needed to die.

A little over a year ago, we planned a trip to the North Carolina coast to enjoy some writing, bonding and plotting world domination. Off season, the rates are cheaper, and yet the weather is usually still pretty nice in North Carolina; win/win. We knew how many beds we’d need. We knew we’d need a house with an elevator because Dee Davis was on crutches. We found a house that met all of our specifications. Claudia Dain did the research and booked it.

Sounds simple, right? Pleasurable, even? Planning a trip to the beach could only and ever be a joy. What could go wrong?  Well, the owner of the property, Larry, has two properties on that particular beach available for rent. And he booked the wrong house for us. No elevator. Not enough beds. Total disaster. Honestly, how can one plot world dominations under those conditions? When Claudia called him as soon as we got there, telling him we had the wrong house (the right house was one door down), he told her that he’d reserved for us the house she had requested. Um…no, he hadn’t. When pressed to make the change to the larger house with the elevator, he said that house was already booked.

The house that was one door down. With no cars parked outside. And no lights on. Liar.

Larry then proceeded to email Claudia every couple of hours detailing all the ways she had screwed up the reservation. Liar!

Is it any wonder that we started, that weekend, to toss out the various ways we’d like to kill Larry? When you piss off a bunch of writers, you should sort of expect vengeance to be brainstormed. And that those brainstormed ideas may develop into an anthology of stories where a character named Larry gets his (or her) comeuppance. It only seemed logical to us, in any case.

Today is April 15—Tax Day in the USA—when emotions are already at fever pitch. Fittingly, 50 Ways to Kill Your Larry is available at all e-book retailers today! You need the release of the tension that April 15 always arouses, don’t you? You know you do. Do yourself a favor and order it now. Then you’ll have something fun to do when you finally get your taxes filed!

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Here’s a look at the line-up and 50 Ways to Kill Your Larry

CONTEMPORARY

Casting Doubt by Jane Charles
Cross Springs Scandal by Caren Crane
Lethal Intent by Dee Davis
Weeping Willow by Jerrica Knight-Catania
Sinnocence, or How I Learned To Kill My Boss and Get Away With It by Michelle Marcos
One More On The Rocks by Ava Stone

HISTORICAL

One The Edge of a Blade by Claudia Dain
The Delicate Plot To Bury Lord Larry by Susan Gee Heino
Behind a Reasonable Doubt by Deb Marlowe

PARANORMAL

Blame It On The Moon by Lori Handeland

For more information about Red Door Reads check out their website at https://www.reddoorreads.com and here is a link for the e-book: https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Ways-Kill-Your-Larry-ebook/dp/B00W2UHG8U/

Fifty Ways to Kill Your Larry – A MUST READ e-book collection from Red Door Reads is just $0.99. Pre-order your copy now. Available April 15th!

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With so much mystery surrounding Larry, and the wonderful way these ladies revealed their “Larry’s” to us, I had to make sure you had time to savor the goodness from this must read gem! Get ready for THREE days of fun!

Don’t miss out on this collection, I’m not sure how long it will last. Pre-order your e-book copy now at Amazon, iBooks, B&N and Kobo! Great stories and fabulous authors make it a steal at $0.99! Here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Ways-Kill-Your-Larry-ebook/dp/B00W2UHG8U/

Today, I’m reviewing the six Contemporary pieces from Jane Charles, Caren Crane, Dee Davis, Jerrica Knight-Catania, Michelle Marcos, and Ava Stone.

Tomorrow, these awesome authors and fabulous ladies are taking over my blog. It’s a honor to have them be the first to do a takeover, so I hope you’ll stop by and say hi! I can’t wait!

Finally, on Thursday I’ll finish my reviews from the remaining Historical pieces from Claudia Dain, Susan Gee Heino, Deb Marlow and Paranormal from Lori Handeland. Hopefully by then you will be ready to download more from these ladies! Grab a cup of java goodness or a healthy smoothie and get ready for some fun!

*****

Casting Doubt by Jane Charles

An artist, an accusation, a secret crush and a forbidden love make this a must read page turner! Will Larry ruin everything? Will the truth work it’s way out, or blaze a trail of destruction? Oh Larry, really? You won’t know what happens till the very end.

Author Info:

Jane Charles is a USA Today Bestselling author who has lived in the Midwest her entire life. As a child she would more likely be found outside with a baseball than a book in her hand. In fact, Jane hated reading until she was sixteen. Out of boredom on a long road trip she borrowed her older sister’s historical romance and fell in love with reading. She long ago lost count of how many fiction novels she has read over the years and her love for them never died. Along with romance she has a passion for history and the two soon combined when she penned her first historical romance. What turned into a hobby became a passion. In addition to historical romances, she has been pulled to write contemporary and has released two NA novels in her new series, Baxter Academy of Arts. She intends to continue writing both historical and contemporary.

JaneCharlesAuthor.com
Jane can be contacted at: janecharles522@gmail.com
Twitter and FB: JaneACharles

*****

Cross Springs Scandal by Caren Crane

A cheating husband, a mistress and a nosy relative? What happens when a secret is revealed? Will this Larry figure out a solution or will it be the death of him?

This short is absolutely fabulous and the Cross Springs series is a must read.

Author Info:

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Caren Crane grew up in Nashville, TN, and as a result does not care for country music. However, she cares a great deal about family, friends and men in boots. She blames her love of reading on a childhood devoid of TV and heavy on amusing oneself. Reading books was a lot more fun than playing with Barbies and playing “library” was far superior to playing “school.”

Caren now lives in North Carolina with her tall, handsome husband and a semi-feral and very demanding rescue cat. She fills all her books with family, friends and happy-ever-after endings. Which all books should feature, in her opinion. Connect with Caren on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/CarenCraneAuthor or get the latest book news at https://www.CarenCrane.com

*****

Lethal Intent by Dee Davis

When Larry is interested in more than just studying with Jen, what will she do? Jen is preoccupied with Connor, an ex-boyfriend that she hasn’t seen in a while, and is considering giving him a second chance. Will she believe his reasons why it ended? Will she let him back into her life? Who really has her heart?

This short is fabulous, contemporary and very suspenseful. It’s time to head back to college and meet Connor and Jen. This is one Larry you might not want to cross.

Author Info:

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Bestselling author Dee Davis worked in association management before turning her had to writing. She is the author of over twenty-five books, including Everything in its Time and the A-Tac series. When not frantically trying to meet a deadline, Dee spends her time in her Connecticut farmhouse with her husband, and Cardigan Welsh Corgi. Visit Dee at https://www.deedavis.com or catch up with her on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/deedavisbooks or follow her on Twitter at https://twitter.com/deesdavis

*****

Weeping Willow by Jerrica Knight-Catania

When Willow’s pet sitter cancels on her at the last minute, she asks her sexy neighbor Alex for help. There’s just one problem, they’ve never met. Will she reveal her motive? Will he say yes? Wait till you discover who Larry is.

A fresh and fabulous story – I can’t wait to read more by Jerrica!

*****

Sinnocence, or How I Learned to Kill My Boss and Get Away With It by Michelle Marcos

When a Marketing campaign doesn’t seem to be heading in the direction Gracie envisions, she’s out to stick it to her boss. This might just be the end for this Larry.

This fun, flirty and hilarious story is full of tension and absolutely refreshing! I laughed out loud many times. In fact, while writing this I was thinking about the story. Again, I could not stop laughing. I can’t wait to read Michelle’s next book!

Author Info:

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Michelle is the award-winning author of six historical romance novels and three novellas. A career gypsy, she used to be one of the “cool” teachers in a middle school, served as director of communications for Habitat for Humanity, and had a brief but illustrious acting career playing roles like Lusty Housekeeper, Death, and (perhaps prophetically) Author. She lives in Miami, Florida and loves to hear from readers. You can connect with Michelle at www.michellemarcos.com.

*****

One More on the Rocks by Ava Stone

In this high seas adventure, Kirstin just wants a fresh start. Is she really ready? Determined to get over Larry may take a little liquid courage, a hot tub and a leap of faith. Will she be ready to give love a second chance?

I can’t wait to read Ava’s next book!

Author Info:

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Ava Stone is a USA Today bestselling author of Regency historical romance and college age New Adult romance. Whether in the 19th Century or the 21st, her books explore deep themes but with a light touch. A single mother, Ava lives outside Raleigh NC, but she travels extensively, always looking for inspiration for new stories and characters in the various locales she visits. Feel free to visit her at www.avastoneauthor.com and www.desolatesun.com

 

I received an ARC from the Ladies at Red Door Reads for a fair and honest review. This collection is fabulous and am thrilled that I had the chance to review it before it’s release! At this amazing price I would happily purchase it for myself and as gifts – it’s a great collection to discover more fabulous authors!

Grab a new Kindle – Paperwhite is on sale and must read books

Have you been putting off buying a new Kindle? Don’t wait, the Paperwhite- is on sale for $99.00 (with special offers) right now!

I purchased a paperwhite this past November and LOVE it! It’s super easy to use, compact and holds ALL of my books! Just wanted to make sure that no one missed out on this fabulous price!

Just incase someone is wondering, I’m not being paid or compensated in any way to say that – I just LOVE the e-reader.

Now that you hopefully have a new e-reader you will need to fill it up with delectable books! Those must read stories by fabulous authors! So…check out these adventures…available now or coming soon!

Before I Go by Colleen Oakley – Kindle $1.99

True Love (Nantucket Brides, Trilogy 1) by Jude Devereaux – Kindle $1.99

Searching for Somebody (Searching For Series Book 1) by Jennifer Probst- Kindle $1.99
Searching for Perfect (Searching For Series Book 2) by Jennifer Probst – Kindle $1.99

Never Less Than A Lady (The Lost Lords, Book 2) Mary Jo Putney – Kindle $1.99

Outlander: A Novel by Diana Gabaldon – Kindle $1.99

A Scoundrel By Midnight (Sons of Sins Book 4) by Anna Campbell – Kindle $7.99

Dead Run: Faithful Defenders #1 by Jeanne Adams – Kindle $2.99

Stolen Vengeance (Slye Temp Book 6) by Dianna Love – Kindle $3.99

Last Chance to Run (Slye Temp Book 1) by Dianna Love – FREE on Kindle

The Makeover Mistake (What Happens in Vegas) by Kathy Lyons – Kindle – $0.99

Breaking the Bachelor (Smart Cupid) by Maggie Kelley – Kindle $2.99

Four Nights With The Duke (Desperate Duchess Book 8) by Eloisa James – $6.43

Kiss The Earl (Geek Girls) by Gina Lamm – Kindle $6.15

The Lawmen Series by Elizabeth Heiter

A Perfect Catch by Anna Sugden – Kindle $3.49

Turner’s Vision by Suzanne Ferrell – Kindle $4.99

50 Ways to Ruin A Rake (Rakes and Rogues) by Jade Lee – Kindle $6.15

The Warlord’s Wife (A Sons of the North Series) by Sandra Lake – Kindle $4.27

Tiny Treats:2 A St. Patrick’s Day Collection – FREE on Kindle

Premiere: A Romance Writers of America Collection -Kindle  $4.80

50 Ways to Kill Your Larry (Red Door Reads Presents – available 4/15) by Ava Stone, Jerrica Knight-Catania, Lori Handeland, Deb Marlowe, Jane Charles, Claudia Dain, Dee Davis, Susan Gee Heino, Caren Crane, Michelle Marcos $0.99

London Legends Series by Kat Latham

Way of the Warrior by Suzanne Brockmann, Julie Ann Walker, Catherine Mann, Tina Wainscott, Anne Elizabeth, M.L. Buchman, Kate Serine, Lea Griffith
From Amazon Website – “To Honor and empower those who’ve served, all author and publisher proceeds go to the Wounded Warrior Project

Zack (Carolina Cold Fury Hockey) by Sawyer Bennett – Kindle $3.79

A Highlander’s Passion by Vonnie Davis – Kindle $2.99

A Desperate Fortune by Susanna Kearsley – Kindle $9.00

A Sword for His Lady by Mary Wine – Kindle $6.15

SEAL Wolf Hunting by Terry Spear – Kindle $7.49

Dearest Rogue (Maiden Lane Book 8) by Elizabeth Hoyt – Kindle $7.99

Must Love Scotland (Highland Holidays) by Grace Burrowes – Kindle $2.99

The Duke’s Disaster by Grace Burrowes – Kindle $6.15

Montgomery Brothers Series (5 Books) by Samantha Chase – Kindle great prices and great series!

While You Were Spying by Shana Galen – Kindle $3.99

The Millionaire’s Forever (Men of the Zodiac) by Sonya Weiss – Kindle $2.99

The Lady Meets Her Match (Midnight Meetings) by Gina Conkle – Kindle $6.15

 

When a Rake Falls – character interview, excerpt and a giveaway!

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Welcome!

I’m Sally Orr, the author of the new historical Regency-era romance, WHEN A RAKE FALLS. This is book 2 in The Rake’s Handbook series. Thank you so much to Books I Love A Latte for hosting me today. I’m excited to introduce you to WHEN A RAKE FALLS.

In order to for you to get to know my hero and heroine, Miss Eve Mountfloy and Lord Boyce Parker, a little better, I’ve conducted a mini interview to give you a little taste of WHEN A RAKE FALLS.

Enjoy!

Best wishes,
Sally Orr

If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?
Boyce: Anyway you could reach by balloon. Why limit it to the world? How about travel to the heavens?
Eve: The Royal Institute of Great Britain to hear the scientific lectures.

What do you like most about the society of your time?
Boyce: That a man might achieve anything he sets his mind to, given the talent and resources.
Eve: Women are treated with respect.

What do you like the least about the society of your time?
Boyce: The appetite for tittle-tattle seems extreme and the Thames really is a privy.
Eve: The lack of opportunities for women.

About the Author:

Sally Orr worked for thirty years in medical research, specializing in the discovery of gene function. After joining an English history message board, she posted many, many examples of absolute tomfoolery. As a result, a cyber-friend challenged her to write a novel. Since she is a hopeless Anglophile, it’s not surprising that her first book is a Regency romance. Sally lives with her husband in San Diego, surrounded by too many nerdy books and not enough old English cars.

Connect with Sally Orr
Website – https://www.sallyorr.com/
Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/SallyOrrWriter
Twitter – https://twitter.com/OrrSally
Goodreads – https://www.goodreads.com/SallyOrr

Excerpt from WHEN A RAKE FALLS

London, 1825
Lord Boyce Parker felt a sudden urge to sing. The brisk morning air, the glorious sunshine, and the presence of a hundred or so excited gentlemen milling around him could only mean a remarkable day ahead. Boyce knew he’d be mocked if he broke out in song, but sometimes happiness just bubbled up from somewhere down in your toes and overwhelmed a fellow. “My candle burns bright—-”
“Goes without saying you learned to sing by reading a book,” said George Drexel, one of Boyce’s oldest friends. “Right now I could be in bed with the lovely Widow Donhurst. Instead, I’m standing here amongst the rabble of London, far too early for any sane man, following another one of your bacon–brained schemes.”
Boyce ignored him and kept his gaze fixed on the balcony of Stainthorpe House. Yesterday, the Earl of Stainthorpe had placed an advertisement in all of the newspapers inviting London’s finest bachelors to gather in Royston Square. Although the details in the advertisement were few, it hinted fame and five thousand pounds might be gained by winning one of several “challenges.” As the son of a wealthy marquess, Boyce had no need for the money, but he longed for a chance to impress his father. “It’s not my bacon–brained scheme; it’s the earl’s. Cheer up. You will be the friend of the victorious Lord Boyce Parker.”
Drexel turned to glare at the pressing horde of eager young gentlemen behind them. “You don’t even know what the old man’s challenges are. They could all be a hum, like a scavenger hunt to find his great–uncle’s tricorne hat or his aunt’s lost poodle.” Drexel dressed in somber colors without fancy cravats or fobs, so his words had the gravity of a humorless man no one would willfully cross. This morning, his rumpled clothes, dark whiskers, and obvious lack of sleep—-no doubt due to a long night of amorous adventure—-made him appear grumpier than normal. “I hardly think the earl’s tomfool challenges will make you famous.”
“You don’t sound cheerful.” Boyce grinned at his old school friend. “I’m confident the earl’s challenges will be significant and my assured victory will pave the way to restoring my father’s esteem.”
Drexel spat on the ground. “Chasing your brother’s fame? Richard is a glorious war hero. I’m sure winning some silly challenge won’t compete with his elevated consequence.”
“You’re wrong. When my name is printed in the newspapers, my father will have to speak of me with the same admiration he gives Richard.”
“I don’t think winning a challenge will change the marquess’s opinion of you—-”
“Look.” Boyce pointed upward.
The Earl of Stainthorpe stepped to the edge of his balcony overlooking Royston Square. “My friends, I understand there are no great men left in England.” Silver wisps of hair escaped the earl’s old–fashioned queue and blew over his forehead, but he ignored them as he squarely confronted the men below.
The audience surged forward and yelled retorts to the earl’s audacious remark.
Boyce had arrived an hour early so he would be close enough to hear his lordship’s every word. But if this hubbub continued, he might not catch what the earl had to say. He turned to the man yelling behind him. “I’ll give you a pound, my good fellow, if you can shout louder.”
The man smiled and shouted.
“Definitely not louder, unfortunate loss indeed,” Boyce said. “Now I suggest you hush and let his lordship speak.”
Standing two steps behind his master, the earl’s butler vigorously rang a handbell to gain the attention of the boisterous crowd.
“The earldom of Stainthorpe owns numerous and diverse holdings,” the earl bellowed. “Therefore, upon my death, my daughter will be the richest woman in England.”
The crowd cheered.
The earl waited for them to settle down. “What I’m trying to say is, Lady Sarah Stainthorpe needs a husband. But so far, none of the Eligibles paraded before her will do. She refuses to marry and claims all the gentlemen in London are rogues, dandies, or worse. The point is, she’s a bluestocking and might fall in love with some bloody…a poet. I tell you, my friends, that Byron fellow has a lot to answer for.”
As the youngest son of a marquess, Boyce was considered an Eligible. Only, Lady Sarah had rejected him, and all the other Eligibles, seconds after they had presented themselves at Royston House—-an unfortunate circumstance, since he believed Lady Sarah would make an excellent wife and a very pretty one too. After a moment of reflection, he realized every lady of his acquaintance would make a pretty wife. One or two may have a feature some might call “unfortunate.” Nevertheless, he always found something pretty in every female countenance.
“Are all the gentlemen I see before me rogues or dandies?” the earl shouted. “Of course not. One or two maybe, and several of you are shockingly loose in the haft.” His lordship pointed to a young man wearing a violet greatcoat, hanging by one arm on a streetlight. “Especially you, sir.”
With his free hand, the man doffed his top hat.
“Yes, I mean you,” the earl said. “My condolences to your poor father.”
All of the Parker men possessed a fine figure, so he knew even a poorly tailored coat hung well upon his shoulders. The many compliments he received had gained him a reputation as an expert in masculine fashion. Therefore, Boyce felt his lordship should show more sympathy to a man wearing a lamentable violet greatcoat, since the earl wore an old square coat and baggy breeches.
“Where was I?” The earl paused to scan the crowd. “Besides an obvious bone–breaker or two, you gentlemen are the embodiment of the character traits that make Englishmen the greatest people on earth. So I am challenging you—-the finest Englishmen alive—-to a race. A race to Paris!”
The crowd cheered.
“This is not a race where the winner arrives first,” the earl said. “No, it is a test to discover the gentlemen who possess England’s greatest traits.”
“Gin drinking, gov?” someone shouted.
The crowd laughed and called out a few additional “traits.”
The earl ignored their comments. “And I mean English character traits—-not British. That country was some tomfoolery created by meddlesome politicians. This is a race for Englishmen only. Now, my race will have five challenges and five winners. Each winner will win a prize of a gold cup and five thousand pounds.”
The mob erupted in huzzahs; top hats flew into the air.
Under his sky–blue waistcoat, Boyce’s heartbeat escalated. This race presented him with his best opportunity to distinguish himself. He would win at least two of the earl’s challenges and earn a reputation as a prime example of English manhood. “Huzzah!” He too threw his beaver hat in the air.
The butler rang the handbell for a full minute before the crowd settled down.
The earl held up his hands. “Here are the details of the five—-count them—-five challenges. You have one month to reach Stainthorpe House in Paris. Each gentleman will write about his journey and provide the name of a witness. The man whose travels provide the best example of an English trait wins a challenge. Once the winners promise to spend the remainder of the summer in our company, they will be rewarded with a gold cup and five thousand pounds. With such excellent examples of true English manhood escorting Lady Sarah around Paris, she must certainly fall in love with one of you unlicked cubs.”
The assembled men danced in circles. Each one of them was probably dreaming about how he would spend his winnings.
Eager to hear the details, Boyce frowned at the clamorous riffraff behind him. The earl was right; they all appeared to be a lot of rag–mannered coves, so he gained complete confidence that he could best any of their English traits—-whatever those traits may be. Once he reached Paris, Lady Sarah would discover he was the finest of fellows and they would fall in love. Women seemed naturally to favor him over other gentlemen—-wonderful creatures, women.
The earl’s voice boomed across the square. “What are the character traits that make Englishmen so great, you ask?”
The young men below the balcony tendered several improper suggestions.
“No.” The earl waved his hand. “Not physical features. Traits like courage and intelligence. So the challenges are thus: The first gold cup will be given to the gentleman who represents English courage. We are the country of Nelson, so bravery and courage course through every one of our veins.”
Someone shouted the nature of what was coursing through his veins.
The earl continued without hesitation. “The second gold cup will be given to the gentleman whose journey represents classic English sportsmanship. Any Englishman alive can out hunt, out fish, and out ride all other races of men. So to win the second cup, some outstanding feat of sportsmanship will rule the day. Extra consideration will be given to the best example of a journey completed under difficult circumstances.”
Boyce huffed. “Well, his lordship is wrong. The true nature of English sportsmanship is not victory over adversity, but our support for the dark horse and sense of fair play. We are, by nature, a generous people.”
Drexel slapped him on the back. “For once I agree with you. But considering your history in the field, I suggest you don’t try for the sportsmanship cup.”
“Sportsmanship can be demonstrated by means other than fishing or shooting every magnificent creature—-for example, by boxing or gaming. I practice my pugilistic skills at Jackson’s twice a week now. You cannot tell me his place is not full of sportsmen. Or how about when a fellow loses a fortune gaming at White’s and faces his loss with the grace and good humor of a gentleman? That’s sportsmanship under pressure, if you ask me.”
“Yes, but the earl believes boxing is for professionals and only women play cards.”
Boyce widened his eyes. “In my opinion, his lordship’s definition of sportsmanship is rather limited.”
The handbell sounded again before the earl continued his speech. “The third gold cup will be given to the gentleman whose journey best exhibits loyalty to the king or service to a lady.”
One man yelled, “I’d be delighted to service all the ladies on my way to Paris.”
Others in the crowd shouted similar generous offers.
“If you do so, sir,” the earl replied, “you will be shown the door. Loyalty means old–fashioned manners, being polite, and keeping your distance from your betters. Of all the challenges, I believe service to the Crown is the greatest honor any man could desire. And considering the manners I’ve witnessed here today, I’d say the challenge of this cup will remain unmet.”
Jeers filled the air.
Boyce wondered how a fellow could show loyalty to the king in a race. He supposed a gentleman might salute the king’s profile on a sovereign with every step of his journey, but dismissed it as an absurd notion. No, he’d be better off trying to provide a service to some lady.
His lordship nodded, and the handbell rang again. “Now quiet down. The fourth cup will be given to the man whose journey provides the best example of our English intelligence. We are the land of Newton and Davy, so the greatest brains of civilization are English. Except for that da Vinci fellow and one or two Greeks, but we can afford to be generous and let the rest of the world have a little luck now and then.”
Boyce elbowed his friend. “Yes, yes, that’s the cup for me. Bet I’ll win too. What do you say, fifty?”
“Agreed,” Drexel said. “I will also wager by the end of this whole flummery, Lady Sarah will reject all the winners out of spite. I would, if I were her.”
Boyce refused to believe Lady Sarah would object to any of the winners, once she knew them well. The lady wanted to be married, didn’t she? “No, no, young women are full of tender affection. I have never met one who did not want to fall in love and make her family happy.”
Drexel rolled his eyes. “I suspect that is because there are so many unmarried ladies dangling after you, you cannot imagine one refusing. And from the stories I heard yesterday, I’ll wager that if I throw a pebble into the crowd at the next assembly, it will hit a widow who has, or wants to be, in your bed. And believe me, those ladies are not expecting marriage.”
“You’re being vulgar in public,” Boyce said. “All of the widows I have ever…met were delightful. Deep in their hearts, they want to be married again, I’m sure.”
“So why haven’t you married one of these delightful ladies?”
“Never understood how fellows choose one to fall in love with.”
“If I know the marquess, the best way to impress him is to give him grandchildren. My father becomes unhinged with even the thought of grandchildren.”
“Grandchildren? Grandchildren are far in the future. A great public achievement is my best and only chance to regain my father’s respect. You’ll see. When I am crowned the victor of more than one challenge, my achievements will be the toast of London. Then all of England will think of me differently. I will no longer be just one of the seven anonymous brothers of the war hero Richard. Worse yet, if people do recognize me, they remember I’m the Parker son who published a scandalous book and then received the cut direct from his father—-his own father. After my victory in the challenges, everyone will have to refer to me as the intelligent, courageous Lord Boyce. Don’t you understand?”
Drexel winked at his friend. “Tell me, which of the great English traits do you represent best? Sounds like only Service to a Lady, and believe me, your service is the wrong type as far as the earl is concerned.”
“Ah, that’s my secret. But you will be a witness to my victory, won’t you?”
After pulling off his hat, Drexel took a full minute to smooth the beaver nap on the brim. “I’ll consider it.” A wide smirk broke across his dark, handsome face. “You’ve persuaded me to join the race too.”
“No!”
The handbell clanged, and everyone faced the balcony again. “Gentlemen, there is one last challenge, the fifth cup. Since this was my daughter’s idea, perhaps in jest, you never know with females, let us call it the Lady’s Favorite.”
Shouts and laughter rose from the rabble.
The earl leaned forward over the mob. “Perhaps there are no gentlemen in England, and my daughter is right?” His lordship waited until the crowd quieted. “Lady Sarah has a funny notion that the greatest achievements of the English race are their sense of humor, wit, and eccentricities. I mean, now really, she is fond of Sheridan’s plays.” The earl held up his right hand to quiet the laughing crowd. “For this cup, Lady Sarah will be the final judge.”
The mob tendered several humorous jests of questionable wit.
The earl coughed several times but remained unmoving. “So there you have it. The five greatest English traits are courage, sportsmanship, intelligence, wit, and service to a lady. Now to business. I expect all who plan to take up the challenges to gather in our vestibule below. There, we will compile a list of the participants. You do not have to choose which cup you aspire to, and you may switch to another challenge at the end of your journey. Finally, you may win more than one challenge. Oh, and you must provide an acceptable witness. Anyone who observes your achievement and can testify on your behalf may be an official witness. The only exclusions are people who cannot be trusted, like paid companions or dear old mums.”
Several groans were heard, and one person clapped.
The earl nodded in the direction of the man who clapped. “Good man. The race will officially start after I stop speaking and will end a month from now on the second of July. On that day, you will present your written story describing your journey to Stainthorpe House at Rue de la Chaussée-d’Antin. There, I will choose the five best stories for each challenge, and those finalists will be asked to recite their adventures aloud. Indeed, everyone here today will be invited to attend this party and hear my pick of the winners. Lastly, the five thousand pounds and gold cups will be presented at the end of the evening. It goes without saying that the victors will be appropriately recognized in all of the newspapers.”
Boyce elbowed Drexel. “Yes, yes, my father reads every paper.”
The crowd’s cheers erupted again after the mention of the winnings.
The earl held his arms out. “I tell you, my friends, I’m excited about this race. To help defray the cost of your journey, any man who takes up our challenges will receive a hundred pounds after reaching Paris.”
Shouts and applause echoed around the square.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen, Lady Sarah and I look forward to hearing the adventures of England’s finest men. I am positive that once my daughter is acquainted with you fine fellows, she will fall in love. With such excellent examples of the greatness inherent in the English, how could she not? We also anticipate the pleasure of your company during our summer in Paris. The only other thing I can say is…” The earl lifted his quizzing glass to his eye and scanned the crowd. “Ready, steady, go!”

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